palette-town:

If you found an ALIEN sleeping in your bed, would you cuddle with it?

gaymzee:

good ways to start off a friendship

  • creepily hit on them
  • discuss how horrible both of you are at socializing
immabard: for katya/molly :D :’D

onkay:

I don’t think you understand how much I love the Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron soundtrack man I

fuKCING

LOVE

THAT

SOUDNTRACK

OH MY GOD

YES

YES

I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE HAS THESE FEELS WITH ME

Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
My desi father and his logic:
Dad: So your friend? He is a gay?
Me: He's gay, yes.
Him: I would like to meet him.
Him: I am glad he is your friend and he is a gay. It means that he will not be vulgar with you and chase you for dating. Nature made him for men and not my daughter. Good.
Him: Allah is mysterious in His ways.
paperimages: Erik Johansson, Common sense crossing
urhajos: David Agenjo